Figurative excitement
The grinding gears of imagination are churning:
Diarrhea onomatopoeia,
“Bap bap ber slap slap.”
Downpour metaphor,
“Raining cats and dogs.”
Allocation alliteration,
“Assigning areas as set aside.”
Creation personification,
“Mother Earth.”
Conclusion allusion,
“I’ll get around to it.”
Tyrannosaurus thesaurus,
“Carnivorous bipedal cretaceous lizard.”
Soapbox paradox,
“I’m more humble than you are.”
Train station hyperbolization,
“Less hassle than flying!”
-Matthew Harri
